This dragon seemed to be taking us some time. What with the running and the hiding and the hurt me. So I made a one night matinée appearance and showed her who was boss.

THIS is how you BOP the MT, yeah. That’ll show her good. And then there was a bit more running around. And some Mind Control, and well, no fire to jump in, fall in, or endanger yourself with, but there was some green gassey crap, and of course skellies. But I digress.

Crux win. Dragon lose. Loot handed out; possibly like candy; possibly to a baby.

Thanks to Sabe for the shot.

WE DO.

WE DO.

Pew Pew and Sunwell Boss the second Mr B. Rutallus be dead. And there was much looting.

Suck it gear check :) Who needs to farm Illidan for weeks or months? Well us probably, but still ROAR we have pwned you, you silly pit lord bish.

Gratz to DeC for it’s much vaunted “OK last try, it’s after twelve, oh shit MT down in 5 seconds, ONE more… …WIN” approach to taking down bosses. Much love.

But Sathrovarr the Corruptor? Wasted.

What can I say?

Trogdor Kalecgos was a man!
I mean, he was a dragon-man!
Er, maybe he was just a dragon.
But he was still TROGDOR! KALECGOS!

Awwwh yeah.

Our Milkshakes also bring all the boys from the yard. But, that is largely immaterial.

So as of now, we have won WOW. Illidan and his Temple (Black) have been downed, cleared and generally shown the door.

Which is nice, and a first for us. We’ve been trailing behind the bleeding edge content since we formed, we downed AQ, we got into Naxx, but the whole reforming and fighting through the change from Vanilla WOW to TBC WOW took up a bit of time and we diddled around a bit too. Mostly with your mom. But not now mother fucker.

Oh no. Now we’re “up on it” where “it” will be Sunwell, oh yes, when it drops, we’ll be good to go as an Illidan downing, game pwning hard core pro-er than though up in your face guild.

Peace.

Zeek suggested the title “Illidown” I rejected it. Just as I reject his sexual advances.

The following people are pro:
Askledarea
Bresson (?!)
Erlaya
Hoarn (Wha?)
Izual
Lippala
Maevinhin
Manduned
Myranne
Ryshanti

The following people are not pro:
The Illidari Council
Those of us who died.

Additionally, I died twice. Exceptionally pro.

Erlaya stood out of the frame. Presumably overcome by the fumes. Recognise.

Well get ‘er to sew this:

Also available in Old School.

Reliquary of Souls is a boss in the Black Temple in Shadowmoon Valley. This boss is a three faced figure with different fighting styles for each face.

You know who else was three faced? The NAZIS.

Last night we spent four hours wiping on him. I even went out had dinner and came back, we still wiped. Tonight, we one shot the whole damn zone, including mr fancy pants demon newb.

So that’s good.

Also, all the people on the forums that talk about how EVERYONE wants Player housing. You can all DIAF. Player housing can blow me.

is, as you might suspect… A newb.

So we killed him.

In all his “omg spam heal the Fel Raged dude!” glory.

And that was some mediocre amount of rejoicing.

I mean seriously. That has got to have been the easiest final boss fight since Deadmines.